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An Engineer in Hell

ティータイムジョーク

英語で話してたけど、覚えてないので日本語で


ある技術者(engineer)が死んで、天国の門の前に来ました。

門番が技術者に尋ねました、

「お前は、天国にふさわしい人間か?また、どうしてそう思うのか?」

技術者は答えました、

「もちろん。私は、工場や橋をいくつも建設し社会に貢献してきました。」

門番は言いました、

「しかし、お前は間違った場所に工場を建ててしまった。おかげで公害のため人々は苦しんだ。

だから、お前は天国にふさわしくない。」

技術者は、結局地獄へ行きました。

地獄は、火山が噴火し溶岩の池ができ、硫黄による大気汚染が進んでいました。


当然、暑かったので、技術者はエアコンを作ることにしました。

エアコンの電力を得るために、地熱発電所(火山の熱で蒸気を発生させタービンを回す発電)を作りました。

これを手始めに、技術者がいろいろ生活環境を向上させたおかげで、地獄は非常に住みやすい場所になりました。



そこで、地獄の王が天国の神にお礼を言いました、

「あなたが送ってくれた技術者のお蔭で、地獄がすごく快適になった。

今は鳥さえ飛んでいる。ありがとう。」

神は、ビックリして言いました、

「なんてことだ、きっと門番が間違えたんだ、その技術者を天国に返してくれ。」

地獄の王は当然断りました。




そこで、神は言いました、


「もし今すぐ返さないなら、お前を訴えてやる!



それに対し、地獄の王は落ち着き払って答えました、


「そんな事できるわけないでしょ、神様。


だって、 弁護士は全部、こっちにいるんだから。




Courtesy of my supervisor



初めて、”続きを読む”を使ってみましたが、いかがでしたか?

もし、ウザいようなら今後はやめます。


追記:出典みつけました

Where Are You Going To Get A Lawyer?

An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossier and grimly said, "Ah, you're an engineer; you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer was cast down to the gates of hell and was let in. Pretty soon, the engineer became gravely dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, the underworld had air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and the engineer was becoming a pretty popular guy among the demons.

One day, God called Satan up on the telephone and asked with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan laughed and replied, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God's face clouded over and he exploded, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake; he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan shook his head, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God was as mad as he had ever been, "This is not the way things are supposed to work and you know it. Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughed uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

出典:Basic Jokes

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はじめまして?ですかね♪Kです。

おもしろかったです、一言コメントで退散ごめんなさい、笑

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> k様

コメントありがとうございます。

’続きを見る’は、一瞬間が空くので、オチを見る前に話しの筋を忘れてしまうんじゃないかと心配していましたが、楽しんでいただけて何よりです。

留学に関することは、最近あまり書いてないですが、ABLOGよろしくお願いします。

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