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Another side of Eden

以前紹介したジョークの裏話。(まだ読んでない人は、こちらを先にどうぞ。)
6クスクス位(10クスクス満点)

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God...

"Lord, I have a problem!"

ある日エデンの園で、イヴは神に呼びかけました、

イヴ:「神様、困ったことがあります!」

" What's the problem, Eve?”

“Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

神:「どうしたんだ、イヴ?」

イヴ:「神様、あなたは私を創造してくださり、この美しい園と素晴らしい動物たち、そして、 あの愉快なヘビをくださいました。しかし、私はどうしてもハッピーではないのです。」


" Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."

神(天から声がして):「どうしてだ、イヴ?」

イヴ:「神よ、私はさびしいのです。そして、もう死のリンゴにはうんざりです!」


" Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a 'man', Lord?"

神:「それなら、イヴ、良い解決法がある。お前にを創ってやろう。」

イヴ:「’男’とは何ですか、神様?」


"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?"

神:「この’'という物は、欠陥のある生き物で、攻撃的で、エゴが強く、お前のことを大事にしたり、じっくり聞くという能力に欠けている。結果的に、’男’のためにお前は苦しい時を過ごすことになるだろう。しかし、’男’はお前よりも大きく、素早く、力強い。また、’男'は普通に考えるためにお前のアドバイスを必要とする。男は実際、戦いやボール蹴り、足の速い動物を狩ることなどが上手で、総合的にそんな悪くないぞ。」

イヴ(皮肉を込めて眉毛を上げながら):「なかなか良さそうです。それで、何か問題は?」


"Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition."

" What's that, Lord?"

神:「ああ、えーと . . . 男を創るには一つだけ条件がある。」

イヴ:「それは何です?神様。」

       






   






           

"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

神:「’私が男を先に創った’と男に信じさせるのを許して欲しいんだ。

出典:Comedy-Zone.net

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