Another side of Eden
以前紹介したジョークの裏話。(まだ読んでない人は、こちらを先にどうぞ。)
6クスクス位(10クスクス満点)
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God..."Lord, I have a problem!"
ある日エデンの園で、イヴは神に呼びかけました、
イヴ:「神様、困ったことがあります!」
" What's the problem, Eve?”
“Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
神:「どうしたんだ、イヴ?」
イヴ:「神様、あなたは私を創造してくださり、この美しい園と素晴らしい動物たち、そして、 あの愉快なヘビをくださいました。しかし、私はどうしてもハッピーではないのです。」
" Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above."Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
神(天から声がして):「どうしてだ、イヴ?」
イヴ:「神よ、私はさびしいのです。そして、もう死のリンゴにはうんざりです!」
" Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.""What's a 'man', Lord?"
神:「それなら、イヴ、良い解決法がある。お前に男を創ってやろう。」
イヴ:「’男’とは何ですか、神様?」
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack.""Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?"
神:「この’男'という物は、欠陥のある生き物で、攻撃的で、エゴが強く、お前のことを大事にしたり、じっくり聞くという能力に欠けている。結果的に、’男’のためにお前は苦しい時を過ごすことになるだろう。しかし、’男’はお前よりも大きく、素早く、力強い。また、’男'は普通に考えるためにお前のアドバイスを必要とする。男は実際、戦いやボール蹴り、足の速い動物を狩ることなどが上手で、総合的にそんな悪くないぞ。」
イヴ(皮肉を込めて眉毛を上げながら):「なかなか良さそうです。それで、何か問題は?」
"Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition."" What's that, Lord?"
神:「ああ、えーと . . . 男を創るには一つだけ条件がある。」
イヴ:「それは何です?神様。」
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
神:「’私が男を先に創った’と男に信じさせるのを許して欲しいんだ。」
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