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100 Questions 4

ジョークサイト開設者に100の質問」に答える第4回。

Q31.思いつきで作るネタと、じっくり寝かせて作るネタのどちらが多いと思いますか?
思い付きです。インスピレーションが全てです。
よく時事ネタとジョークをセットで書きます。

Q32.自分としては、思いつきで作るネタとじっくり寝かせて作るネタの、どちらで作った方がお気に入りですか?
2時間くらいかけて書いた記事には思い入れがあります。
(しかし、だれもコメントくれなくて寂しかったこともしばしば. . .)

Q33.着想を得てから一つのネタを作るまでに、最高でどれくらい時間をかけたことがありますか?
2時間位。
リファレンスを探すのに手間取って、実際の文章を書くのは1時間位だった。

Q34.スランプに陥ってどうにもネタがひねり出せないときの対策はなんですか?
ぐーぐる

Q35.書くときに得意なジャンルがあれば教えて下さい。あるいは何を扱ったネタが得意ですか?
ブロンドジョークが好きです。
得意なジャンルは特にないです。
本当は下ネタが一番面白いんですが、公然と書けないのがつらい。

しかし昨日、このページのリンクで辿れるところにかなり''なジョークを書いてみました。
暇な人は探してみてください。

Q36.短いネタ、長いネタどちらが得意ですか?
短いネタです。
学術的なジョークの研究によると400語程度のものが一番好まれるようなので。

Q37.公開した後、激しく後悔したネタはどのくらいありますか?
未だにFCUKの検索で引っかかってるらしいこの記事
全然関係なくて申し訳なく思ってます。
(密かにページビューには貢献してるので消さずに残している浅ましい私)

Q38.自分の書いたものの中で、最も自分らしいネタはどれですか?
アカデミックなジョークということでこの記事
でも、まったく関心されずページビューも凄く少なくて非常に残念。

この記事も結構自分的には気に入っているけど、反応はイマイチでした。

Q39.逆に、自分らしくないと思うネタはどれですか?
これ
面白くないと分かってたけど義理で書いてしまった。

Q40.それでは、一番好きなネタはどれですか?
これ
パブで大笑いしたのを覚えてます。
でも一番読まれているジョークは、今日現在、これです。

次点はこれ

皆さんこういうちょっと頭を捻るのがお好きなんですね。


やっと1/3通過です。
あんまり面白くないのでやめたくなってきました。

それでも続く。

やっぱり寂しいので、一言ジョークで締めくくります。
"My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher."

「私からあなたへのアドバイスは、'結婚しなさい'と言うことだ。
もし良い奥さんが見つかったら、あなたは幸せになるだろう。
そうでなければ、あなたは哲学者になるだろう。」

Socrates. ソクラテス

だから私は、今Ph.D.(Doctor of Philosophy)を取得しているところです。 ; )

出典:Comedy-Zone.net

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