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Circumcision Problems

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予備知識:circumcision 割礼
割礼が分からない人は、ココ(Wkipedia)をチェックしてから以下のジョークを読んでください。

David, Rabbi Goldberg's son, and Ali, Mullah Nasruddin's son, are having a conversation.

ダヴィド(ラビ・ゴールドバーグ(ユダヤ人)の息子)とアリ(ムラー・ナスルディン(イスラム教徒)の息子)が話していました。


Ali: Guess what?

アリ:「聞いてくれよ!」


David: What?

ダヴィド:「なんだよ。」


Ali: I'm getting operated on tomorrow.

アリ:「俺、明日手術を受けることになったんだ。」


David: What they gonna do?

ダヴィド:「何の手術?」


Ali: Circumcise me!

アリ:「割礼だよ。」


David: Man ... I had that done only a week after I was born!

ダヴィド:「ああ、...俺は、産まれて、たった一週間でやったよ!」


Ali: Did it hurt?

アリ:「痛かった?」




















David: I couldn't walk for a year!

ダヴィド:「一年間 歩けなかったくらいさ」


Just in case you didn't know, Jewish boys are circumcised 7 days after they are born and Muslim boys are circumcised usually years later.

注:ユダヤの男の子は7日目に割礼を行い、イスラムの子は普通、何年かして割礼を行います。

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