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Who is the meanest?

日本では"関西人はがめつい "(お金にシビア)と思われているように、英国ではスコットランド人がけち(mean)だと言われています。



A English couple, an Irish couple and a Scottish couple are at the Links ready to tee off.


The English wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place the ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.


"Allo! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.

「おい! どうして、パンティーをはいてないんだ?」

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any!"


The English husband immediately reaches into his pocket and says,
"For the Sake of St. Paul, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."


Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee... Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Bejesus woman! You've no knickers! Why not?"


She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me!"


He reaches into his pocket and says,
"For the sake of St. Patrick, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"


Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too Is naked under it.


"Hoot mon woman! Why d'ye have nae knickers?"


She too explains, "You nae give me enough housekeeping money to be able to afford any!"


The Scot reaches into his pocket and says,


"For the sake of St. Andrew, lass, here's a comb. Tidy yourself up a wee bit."


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