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Can I get pregnant?

小学生をテーマにしたジョーク。
でも、読み方によっては、15禁かも?
In a second grade sex education class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my mother get pregnant?"

小学2年生の性教育の時間に、ある少女が質問しました、
「先生、私のお母さんは妊娠できますか?」

The teacher asks, "How old is your mother?"

先生は尋ねました、
「お母さんは、いくつ?」

The little girl says, "Forty."

少女は言いました、
「40歳です。」

The teacher says, "Yes, Your mother could get pregnant."

先生は答えました、
「それなら、お母さんは妊娠できるかもしれないわ。」

The little girl asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"

少女は尋ねました、
「私のお姉ちゃんは妊娠できますか?」


The teacher asks, "How old is your sister?"

先生は聞きました、
「あなたのお姉さんは何歳?」


The little girl answers, "Nineteen."

少女は答えました、
「19歳です。」

The teacher says, "Oh my yes, your sister certainly could get pregnant."

先生は言いました、
「ああっ、それなら、お姉さんは間違い無く妊娠できるわよ。」

The little girl asks, "Can I get pregnant?"

最後に、少女が聞きました、
「私は妊娠できますか?」


The teacher asks, "How old are you?"

先生は尋ねました、
「あなたは何歳?」

The little girl says, "I'm seven years old."

少女は言いました、
「あたしは7歳です。」


The teacher says, "No, you can't get pregnant."

先生は言いました、
「それでは、妊娠できないわ。」


The little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says,
"See, I told you

少女の後ろの男の子が、彼女を突っつきながら言いました、
「ほら、言っただろ、 . . .



we had nothing to worry about."

俺達は心配ないって。

どういう意味なんでしょうか? ;)

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