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なんと,いつも読ませて頂いている「女医万由子のお気楽な医療日記」さんのところに、いつの間にかこのブログへのリンクを貼って頂いていました。

気に入って頂けて光栄です。:)

そして、「女医万由子のお気楽な医療日記」さんのところに、たまたま今日のジョークのテーマと同じ題材のコラムがありました。

そのテーマとは「異物挿入」です。

一応12禁くらいかな?
小学生のみんなは読まないようにね!

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Three lost guys were wondering in the jungle when they came across a tribe of natives.

3人の男がジャングルの中をさまよっていたとき、原住民の部族に出くわしました。


The chief told them, " Go collect 100 of your favorite fruit and return for further instructions."

族長は3人に命令しました、
「なんでも好きなフルーツを100個取ってこい。帰ってきたらその次の指示を与える。」


The first guy returned with 100 apples. The chief said, "You must stick them up your bum with out making a single sound, but if you do make a sound, we will throw you in the snake pit." The first guy got 6 or 7 up before he screamed out in pain, so they threw him in the snake pit.

最初の男が100個のりんごを持って帰ってきました。
族長は言いました、
「それ(りんご)をお前の尻に突っ込め。
その間絶対に音を立てるな、さもないと、お前を蛇のうじゃうじゃいる穴に放り込むぞ。」

最初の男は6個か7個突っ込んだところで、苦痛で叫んでしまいました。
そして、彼は蛇の穴に放り込まれてしまいました。


The second guy comes back with 100 blueberries. The chief says, "You must stick them all up your bum without a single sound or we will throw you in the snake pit." The second guy gets up to 98 or 99 before he started laughing. Before they threw him in the snake pit they asked, "What was so funny?"

二人目の男は、100個のブルーベリーを持って帰ってきました。
族長は言いました、
「それ(ブルーベリー)を全部お前の尻に突っ込め。
その間絶対に音を立てるな、さもないと、お前を蛇のうじゃうじゃいる穴に放り込むぞ。」

二人目の男は98個か99個入れたところで笑い出してしまいました。
部族の男たちが彼を蛇の穴に投げ入れる前に尋ねました、
「何がそんなにおかしかったんだ?」


He replied, " I looked up and saw

二人目の男は答えました、
「私が目を上げたとき、見てしまったんだ...

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the third guy coming with watermelons."

三人目の男がすいかを持って帰ってきたのを。」

出典:Funny.co.uk

面白かったら、投票してくださいね! → 英語学習ランキング

今日は流れるようなすばらしい導入だったと思いますが(自我自賛してみる)。

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Comments

コメントははじめましてだったでしょうか。
以前から好きだったのですが、悪徳不動産~さんの所でも紹介されてたので、まとめて一緒にリンクさせていただきました。

アメリカンジョークって、、、私にとっては面白くないたとえだったのですがw。面白すぎますね。

英語の復習がてらに楽しませていただいてます。
これからもよろしくです。

Posted by: 小椋万由子 | 09.08.2004 at 12:36 AM

コメント重ねてすいません。
リンクさせていただいたのが、誤って記事に対してでした。トップに変えさせていただいきました。あの記事に特別感銘を受けたわけではないのでw。(おはずかしい。。。)

Posted by: 万由子 | 09.08.2004 at 12:50 AM

おもしろかったです。
これは構成力の勝利ですね。

Posted by: nagasawa | 09.08.2004 at 07:30 PM

> 万由子様

 コメントありがとうございます。
 今回は、非常にタイムリーなネタの提供ありがとうございました。

 読み返してみると、かなり失礼な書き方だったので一部削除しました。;)

 今後ともよろしくお願いします。


> nagasawa様
 
 自己満足にならなくて良かったです。:) 

 最近、どうも導入が上手くなかったのが気になっていたので。

Posted by: poohotosama | 10.08.2004 at 04:23 PM

いつも楽しく読んでいます。

同じような文章を見たことがあったので、貼っておきます。
http://twc.at.infoseek.co.jp/hobby/suika.htm
あまりに類似しているので、どちらかが真似したんでしょうね。

Posted by: aze | 10.08.2004 at 09:12 PM

> aze様

はじめまして
コメントありがとうございます。

本当ですね。オチがまったく同じだ。
でも、ストーリーが完全に日本的で面白いですね。
”りんご”よりも”栗”の方が現実的だし。 ;)

それでは、今後ともよろしくお願いします。

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